you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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