so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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