How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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