after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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