Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i've created a new STD.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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