just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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