Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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