its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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