apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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