So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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