do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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