He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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