It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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