Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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