If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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