I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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