Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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