I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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