I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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