Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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