His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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