Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i already hear my dad disowning me
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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