So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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