fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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