We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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