and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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