She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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