gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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