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(310): View more from California

I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(785): View more from Kansas

You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.

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(480): View more from Arizona

is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.

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(650): View more from California

You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...

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(630): View more from Illinois

Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.

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(801): View more from Utah

Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.

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(702): View more from Nevada

On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.

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(425): View more from Washington

I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.

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