i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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