I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Randomize
