how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
