I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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