I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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