i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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