i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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