that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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