i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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