New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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