Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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