The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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