Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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