I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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