In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
