Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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