Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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