He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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