I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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