super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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