So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
this will be a night to untag.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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